Also everyone's like "oh, do you feel nauseous in the mornings" and I'm like "not really! I am homicidal in the afternoons though!"

(I have been mostly avoiding social contact for this reason. Actually after the first trimester the hormones do apparently stabilise a bit and I feel much less likely to kill everyone else and then myself.)

Anyway I think mammalian evolution was a mistake and we should have stuck with laying eggs.