Since you have been such good sports with my nonsense request, I feel it's only fair if I share the final villain roster for my #BunkersAndBadasses Borderlands #pnp adventure with you.
For context: The adventure is about a smart suit that got snatched by accident during a fashion police raid and now its creator as well as some rather unhinged fashion people want to get their hands on it. And, ofc, the suit has an agenda of its own.
Already feeling your brain trying to escape? Great, let's continue then.
(CW: Cartoon violence, really, really, dumb humor, srsly it's the worst)
From left to right:
Wolfgang Tood (this is probs more funny for the german speakers): Fired for incompetence from his corp, now a fledgling fashion tycoon and out for revenge.
Kate Blade: Fashion icon, carving up a path through the corporate ranks with both business acumen and deadly sword skills. Didn't get that far to be stopped by you.
Tommy Killfinger: Con-Man who took a grift too far and seriously believes himself a designer now, sending his extremely well-dressed hit squad after anyone who says otherwise.
Coco Shrapnel: The grande dame of style and fashionable massacres, turning war into art. Has a literal army at her disposal and always gets what she wants.
Caliber Klyne: Ex-Bandit gone fashion designer. Dumb as a rock but smart enough to know (or imagine) when people make fun of him. Has problems breaking with old habits.
Vera Bang: Elite gunslinger and fashion mogul who created style-sensibility detention and re-education centers around the galaxy. Thinks of you as highly misguided, possibly colorblind, and in need of correction.
Karl Lugerfeld: The godfather of fashion. Doesn't like it when you try to muscle in on his turf. Oh no, not one bit. Probably had more people killed than the others combined. They made really fashionable corpses, though.
I'm still in the process of creating abilities and attacks for them (which is a source of great hilarity to me), but I think this will give my players a headache. Meaning it will be great. 😄
#ttrpg #GMing
