One of these days I should work on a talk that I can do at user groups and conferences about my alternate reality of not using Linux as my primary deploy target (most of the time), or Docker or Kubernetes or The Cloud TM in general. Just so ppl. know that other options exist.
In my last job this is how we deployed our app to production. It was fast. It was reliable and everybody was able to understand wtf was going on :) (app and host names anonymized)