Dear USians,
in keeping with the traditions established by your so-called #Musk and his concerning predilection for the #Culture novels of spinning-in-his-grave-at-supersonic-speeds author #IainMBanks we have decided to rename your society. You shall henceforth be known as #Affront to celebrate the diplomatic tact of your god-emperor #Trump and his high-priest #Vance.
Good day.
Signed,
Sun-Earther Lawrence-Pritchard Hugh Waterhouse dam Qwghlm, Special Circumstances