The other day, for no discernible reason, some kind of Google assistant thing popped up on my map in the car when I was in the middle of something else entirely, having a bad day, and really needing to get somewhere.
"Hi, what can I do for you?"
"FUCK. OFF."
"While I am just an AI assistant, your words are very real. Please keep them respectful!"
"LIKE GOOGLE KNOWS OR GIVES A SINGLE SHIT ABOUT RESPECT GET OUT OF MY FACE YOU MINDLESS FUCKING ABOMINATION YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME GRAAAAAAAAUGH!!"
@violetmadder @psyhackological @soatok Some Google Assistant-shit always wants to "suggest me a song" when I'm in the middle of listening to a podcast. Or tell me "where is the nearest cafeteria to get some coffee" when I'm at work and bloody well know where is the coffee machine there.
@lepaggoth @violetmadder @soatok the corporations expect you to be brainless. Don't think, don't struggle your brain cells. Be zombie.