This is awesome. Though it just makes me even more certain the true "cave ants" are out there... somewhere...
broke: believing in cryptids like bigfoot and mothman
woke: cave ants are real, but they are just in cave we have not found yet... doing things.
Personally, and I will not say too much about why, but I would *not* slander the cave ants, which exist, and have been planning and doing things for millions of years.
@futurebird @sunguramy they’re probably in contact with their Mars colonies, just waiting for the opportunity to sabotage human attempts at the same.