GOP: States rights!

States: Okay, we want to protect immigrants.

GOP: No, not that.

States: Okay, we intend to allow abortion.

GOP: No, not that.

States: Okay, we would like to allow transgender athletes.

GOP: No, not that.

States: What about making decisions about cars in our cities?

GOP: Not, not that.

States: DEI?

GOP: Hell no.

States: I thought you cared about states' rights?

GOP: That was when Biden was president. Now we want a strong Federal government!