A split in the Labour vote means that IAIN DUNCAN and SMITH, sorry, Iain Duncan-Smith, retain their seat in Chingford.

The Quiet Man coughed as he waited for his chance to speak.

Like other Conservative candidates who've lost tonight, #IDS (Irritable Dunkin' Syndrome) did not wear the familiar dark blue Conservative rosette. It's almost as if they think the Tory Brand is Toxic.

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Jeremy Corbyn has kept his seat in Islington North.

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Labour's Jonathan Ashworth has apparently lost to an independent in Leicester South.

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MICHAEL FABRICANT is OUT!

#Lichfield has regected Boris Johnson's Mini-Me (and a Wig more than a Whig).

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The Green Party Co-Leader has won Bristol Central from Labour.

Carla Denyer has beaten Thangam Debbonaire.

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They say "The Good die early..."

And the truly vile go on to retain their seats.

Both Suella Braverman and Kemi Badenoch are heading back to the Commons.

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PENNY MORDAUNT is OUT.

Penny Mordaunt gets to spend more time carrying her sword...

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JOHNNY MERCER and THERESE COFFEY are both OUT!

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Labour has held Merthyr Tydfil.

As I grew up there, I'm pleased Merthyr rejected the siren calls from the Faragists (who held their campaign launch there) and did not elect a Reform Party Ltd MP.

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Wera Hobhouse has held Bath for the Lib-Dems.

Labour beat the Nastiz into third place.

Depending on what happens to the Conservative Party in the coming years, many more Bathonians may choose to vote Green at future general elections (their vote rose 12.1% as that of the Lib-Dems declined 12.1%)

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https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/election/2024/uk/constituencies/E14001080

That conniving Hunt has held onto Godalming by the skin of his teeth.

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Count Binface has, sadly, failed to dislodge Rishi Sunak, our former Second-Past-The-Post Prime Minister from the seat of Richmond.

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It's fair to say that Rishi Sunak has been led by his party to a resounding defeat in the 2024 General Election.

Special Mentions to:

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#BorisJohnson
#LizTruss

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MICHELLE DONELAN is OUT!

She'll have to pay for her own failed libel defences in future...

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https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/election/2024/uk/constituencies/E14001356

Labour has now secured a majority.

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He's gone! Yay!!

JACOB REES-MOGG is OUT!!!!

#JRM can now spend more time with his nanny.

Or his money. In Dublin?

And I'm for my bed....

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Good Afternoon, all

Thank the ghods we didn't end up with a hung parliament...

I don't think I could've coped with Ed Davey as the Minister for Extreme Sports in the DCMES.*

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* The Department for Culture Media & Extreme Sports

So where is Reform's Fuehrer going to spend his summer (and probably autumn)?

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