Count Binface has, sadly, failed to dislodge Rishi Sunak, our former Second-Past-The-Post Prime Minister from the seat of Richmond.

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It's fair to say that Rishi Sunak has been led by his party to a resounding defeat in the 2024 General Election.

Special Mentions to:

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Labour has now secured a majority.

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He's gone! Yay!!

JACOB REES-MOGG is OUT!!!!

#JRM can now spend more time with his nanny.

Or his money. In Dublin?

And I'm for my bed....

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Good Afternoon, all

Thank the ghods we didn't end up with a hung parliament...

I don't think I could've coped with Ed Davey as the Minister for Extreme Sports in the DCMES.*

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* The Department for Culture Media & Extreme Sports

So where is Reform's Fuehrer going to spend his summer (and probably autumn)?

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