Alexandra Petri: Every time JD Vance tells a story, a sinkhole swallows 30 people: This is the story I must tell to raise awareness.

"Sometimes, without warning, at the end of a speech or a cable news hit, JD Vance will activate his neck frill (picture one of those lizards, but taupe) and hiss. A corrosive acid will shoot from his throat and onto the faces of anyone he perceives as a threat. It is important that we keep saying this! It is important that we keep saying this, or people might not know that it was happening. It is not literally happening, but isn’t it a compelling visual? Isn’t it a powerful story?"

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https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2024/09/17/jd-vance-fake-stories-immigrants-haitians/