Well yes, soylent green _is_ people, but you can't just apply existing homicide laws to a business like ours. The entire humans-as-nutritional-sludge industry would be out of business.
@plexus soylent will improve your business!
Try some!
What do you mean you don't want to
That makes no sense. You'll do better! You'll BE better! It can improve everything!!
What do you mean 'how', try it and you'll see
What do you mean 'why'? It's here, don't get left behind! Try SOYLENT today!!
(we've added some soylent to your lunch, your commute, your drinking water and your dentist's office. They're better now.)